It Wasn't Moby

Season 4 · Episode 86

It Wasn't Moby

It wasn’t Moby. That much we can tell you.

Episode 86 begins with Tom and Rob discussing the show’s new searchable name, audio experiments and whether a broken Dell laptop can be fixed by punching it. Naturally, this leads to neighbour disputes, hosepipe bans, major water leaks and sewage-filled rivers. Nice and cheerful, then.

Next, familiar songs are stripped of their melody, rhythm and dignity in Guess the Song from the Speed-Read Lyrics. Inspired partly by William Shatner’s unique approach to music, Rob must identify well-known tracks from a completely monotonous reading. Play along and see if you fare any better.

Snack Sack returns with crispy chicken skin, Aldi vindaloo-flavoured crunchy sticks and onion bhaji-flavoured rings. Expect pet-shop aromas, questionable textures, curry debates and a surprisingly detailed discussion about what makes the perfect chipstick. No scores spoiled here.

Finally, Was It Best Left in the 90s? It’s a battle of massive power ballads, movie soundtracks and musical nostalgia—but only one can survive.

Rude. Fun. Unfiltered. It’s The Variety Show with Tom and Rob.

#TheVarietyShow #UKComedyPodcast #MusicQuiz #SnackReview #90sMusic

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🍬 Snack Sack

Chickaron Crispy Chicken

Chickaron Crispy Chicken

Tom 2
Did You Fuck My Chicken
Rob 2
Just Licked Pets at Homes Floor
Vindaloo Crunch Sticks

Vindaloo Crunch Sticks

Tom 5
Show me the Curry
Rob 5
Knit One, Pearl One
Onion Bhaji Rings

Onion Bhaji Rings

Tom 4
Onion Bhaji?
Rob 4
Barging my Onion

🎮 Competitions

Guess the speed-read lyrics

Tom's been an absolute git and got his wife to speed-read popular song lyrics. No grammar, no music, just monotone speech. Can Rob get any of the 10 songs?

Tom 7
Rob 3

📼 Was It Best Left in the 90s?

I Don't Want To Miss a Thing

I Don't Want To Miss a Thing

Aerosmoth

1998

📼 Back to the 90s!
(Everything I Do) I Do it For You

(Everything I Do) I Do it For You

Bryan Adams

1991

✅ Kept!

Do you agree with the verdict?

They kept (Everything I Do) I Do it For You. Was that the right call?

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